sábado, 22 de marzo de 2008

The Teenagers

Un trio francés (sin coñas) que vive el Londres, publica su música en Myspace y se da a conocer a base de links. Michael Szpiner, Dorian Dumont y Quentin Delafon acaban de publicar su primer y divertidísimo LP, "Reality Check" (2008). Sin grandes pretensiones, hacen canciones sencillas con mucho cachondeo. Os dejo con el single "homecoming", cuya letra vuelve a demostrar que, siempre, la moneda de las relaciones h&m tiene dos caras.




[male]
Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
She’s such a slut.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]
Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
Oh my god,
I think i’m in love.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[male]
It was so nice to meet you

[female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break

[male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great

[female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request

[male]
As if




(Pd: NO maten al mensajero...)

5 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Lo he disfrutado mucho. Si el inefable duo argentino Pimpinella y los españoles Amistades peligrosas hubieran evolucionado darwinianamente, habrían llegado a este punto. Aunque no sé yo... Por mucho que dé de sí la evolución temo que para semejante recorrido haya que suponer la existencia de un eslabón perdido: el paso del horror al buen gusto.

Me ha encantado el inglés con acento francés.

Y sí, la moneda siempre tiene dos caras, y que Vive la différence!.

dani dijo...

Es un acento curioso. Lo de la evolución Darwiniana no se me había ocurrido. Le debo un azucarillo.

Irene dijo...

Alors, moi, ça m'ennerve...
Cette fois-ci, pas du tout originales les gars
(ce n'est pas une critique pour toi, Dani)

dani dijo...

Mademoiselle Irene, vous pouvez critiquer ici toujours. C´est votre blog aussi...Et c´est vraie, le accent est terrible!

dani dijo...

Además con lo del "cutest british accent ever" se han pasado un pelo...