sábado, 22 de marzo de 2008

The Teenagers

Un trio francés (sin coñas) que vive el Londres, publica su música en Myspace y se da a conocer a base de links. Michael Szpiner, Dorian Dumont y Quentin Delafon acaban de publicar su primer y divertidísimo LP, "Reality Check" (2008). Sin grandes pretensiones, hacen canciones sencillas con mucho cachondeo. Os dejo con el single "homecoming", cuya letra vuelve a demostrar que, siempre, la moneda de las relaciones h&m tiene dos caras.




[male]
Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
She’s such a slut.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]
Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
Oh my god,
I think i’m in love.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[male]
It was so nice to meet you

[female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break

[male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great

[female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request

[male]
As if




(Pd: NO maten al mensajero...)

5 comentarios:

Elena dijo...

Lo he disfrutado mucho. Si el inefable duo argentino Pimpinella y los españoles Amistades peligrosas hubieran evolucionado darwinianamente, habrían llegado a este punto. Aunque no sé yo... Por mucho que dé de sí la evolución temo que para semejante recorrido haya que suponer la existencia de un eslabón perdido: el paso del horror al buen gusto.

Me ha encantado el inglés con acento francés.

Y sí, la moneda siempre tiene dos caras, y que Vive la différence!.

Dani ::. dijo...

Es un acento curioso. Lo de la evolución Darwiniana no se me había ocurrido. Le debo un azucarillo.

Irene dijo...

Alors, moi, ça m'ennerve...
Cette fois-ci, pas du tout originales les gars
(ce n'est pas une critique pour toi, Dani)

Dani ::. dijo...

Mademoiselle Irene, vous pouvez critiquer ici toujours. C´est votre blog aussi...Et c´est vraie, le accent est terrible!

Dani ::. dijo...

Además con lo del "cutest british accent ever" se han pasado un pelo...